Dig it. I’m Billie Eyeless AKA The Sweet Baby Angel AKA Billie Con Carne AKA Lil’ Silly Billie Goat AKA S*** Gremlin.

Let me tell ya somethin’. I have very strong, STRONG opinions on treats and suitable napping surfaces. I’ve napped in places you wouldn’t even THINK about nappin’, brother, yeah.

I enjoy running around the house, so fast you can’t even talk about it, screaming with a toy in my mouth because, brother, sometimes you gotta let the people KNOW. Dig it, yeah.

I know the snuggle. I KNOW the struggle. I’m the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.

I’ve got one eye, brother, and it’s always on the prize.

I’m already preparing to knock that trophy off the shelf.

Ooh, dig it, yeah.